I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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