guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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