you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize