Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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