ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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