I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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