Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize