Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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