i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
you never un-have a 4some
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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