I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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