dude i'm inner monologue high
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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