Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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