just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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