who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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