Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
