ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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