Christians are straight up FREAKS
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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