At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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