Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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