He is such a slut. More and more my type.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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