Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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