tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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