Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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