I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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