Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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