these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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