afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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