So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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