We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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