ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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