No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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