I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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