I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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