Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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