My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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