So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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