I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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