I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You need a sexual gate keeper
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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