at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
NoShamevember. You game?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
