is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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