Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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