What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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