so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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