Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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