doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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