Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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