yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think i have two assholes
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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