It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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