I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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