if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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