Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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