I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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