Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Never underestimate the power of titties
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
