Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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