i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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